Kanye West - New Slaves
turning up to a corporate job interview with a hawaiian shirt and some confidence
You think a big boy like me is scared of a little child like you? Give me a break. Why don’t you go drink some juice and play with your choo choo trains and let us adults do the big boy talk.
You’re a joke
what
remember when we had to plant virtual vegetables to unlock her songs
lol this bitch

woah bitch the fuck was that for

An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way.
Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t
I had no idea this was happening. Where are we going?
STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT
you are a gay teenage boy
NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN
im really embarrassed for jenifer lopez and pitbull
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
im yet to meet a female azealia banks fan
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
what countries didnt show the gay eurovision kiss because ive only heard of turkey not participating because of it?

rich and sad
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
Just in case you were wondering: IT’S TRUE.

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.


